whyyoushould/not/pissoff/Chuck Norris

  

by jonathan
  1. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. by jonathan
  2. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. by jonathan
  3. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. by jonathan
  4. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. by jonathan
  5. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. by jonathan
  6. Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs. by jonathan
  7. Chuck Norris once had sex with a mac truck, resulting in the birth of Optimus Prime. by jonathan
  8. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. by Tyelly
  9. Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis, he has 3. by Tyelly
  10. Chuck Norris's mom isn't good in bed, Chuck Norris is. by Tyelly
  11. Chuck once clogged the toilet... from pissing. by Faro0
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