whyyoushould/not/get/stepped/on/by/a/horse

  
  1. It really, really hurts by anonymous
  2. It will break your foot by anonymous
  3. Your g/f will tell you to go to the hospital, but you'll stay home and watch The O.C. instead by anonymous
  4. You'll probably go on to lose the big dance competition at the prom by anonymous
  5. Sometimes you just have to walk to Swiss Chalet for a sit-down...nah, delivery is just as good by anonymous
  6. It will embolden the terrorists...by which I mean mare by anonymous
  7. Your screams of agony will keep your neighbours awake by anonymous
  8. When they eventually have to amputate your foot, your friends will make fun of you and call you Stumpy by anonymous
  9. It's a little-known fact that all white-blood-cell production occurs inside the human foot. Don't believe me? Go look it up, smarty-pants. by anonymous
  10. It will actually just bruise your foot by anonymous
  11. The foot is the body part that contains the most bones by anonymous
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