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whyyoushould
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not
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get
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stepped
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on
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by
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a
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horse
It really, really hurts
by anonymous
It will break your foot
by anonymous
Your g/f will tell you to go to the hospital, but you'll stay home and watch The O.C. instead
by anonymous
You'll probably go on to lose the big dance competition at the prom
by anonymous
Sometimes you just have to walk to Swiss Chalet for a sit-down...nah, delivery is just as good
by anonymous
It will embolden the terrorists...by which I mean mare
by anonymous
Your screams of agony will keep your neighbours awake
by anonymous
When they eventually have to amputate your foot, your friends will make fun of you and call you Stumpy
by anonymous
It's a little-known fact that all white-blood-cell production occurs inside the human foot. Don't believe me? Go look it up, smarty-pants.
by anonymous
It will actually just bruise your foot
by anonymous
The foot is the body part that contains the most bones
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