whyyoushould/join/facebook

  
  1. Its highly addictive. by anonymous
  2. You can spy on your University/Highschool/Neighbourhood friends. by anonymous
  3. Everyone else has! by anonymous
  4. Once you join, you'll stop getting annoying requests in your inbox from acquaintances bugging you to join. by anonymous
  5. Because you never knew that old highschool crush was bound to become such a floosie in University by anonymous
  6. Because that bully got fat! Don't you want to see it? by anonymous
  7. Because everyone wants to know how many "friends" you have... and you want to whoop their ass in photo tags by anonymous
  8. Because otherwise people will wonder if you're still alive and well by anonymous
  9. Because Lavalife is too expensive by anonymous
  10. So you can yell "I'll wall you tonight" and not look like an idiot by anonymous
  11. So that you can be awkward when you realize that your friend's new bf/gf is that person you've been anonymously "poking" for weeks by anonymous
  12. So you can bond for no reason with people that have your exact full name by anonymous
  13. So you can fall in love with Mike Sukerberg just like the rest of us... by anonymous
  14. So that you can RSVP to events without the hastle of a telephone, an email or actually talking to the person by anonymous
  15. So that you can get hit with the beer/hot/sexy truck by anonymous
  16. So that you can turn from the hastl-ee to the hastl-er when it comes to joining Facebook by anonymous
  17. So that you can stop ignoring requests to join Facebook and start ignoring requests to join groups by anonymous
  18. So that you can be wickedly awesome by anonymous
  19. Because MySpace is soooooo over by anonymous
  20. ...and you want to have been a part of Facebook before whyyoushould becomes the new most awesome site on the web (but you seem to already be ahead of the game) by anonymous
  21. You can poke people without going to jail by anonymous
  22. You can see a map/visualisation of your friends using 'Interactive Friend Thing' by bethgranter
  23. its like having a complete life, but with none of the calories by chris
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