pants

generally uncomfortable by anonymous
don't play mp3s by anonymous
seem to have recently shrunk by anonymous
can often be restrictive by anonymous
sometimes when you wake up on a brisk summer morning you'll say to yourself "brrr..its chilly out..i think i'll wear pants today". Then all of a sudden its 30 degrees, and youre standing there, like some asshole wearing pants, while everyone is fancy free in their shorts. by anonymous
pockets are often decorative vs. functional by anonymous
spawned the invention of the button fly, quite possibly one of the worst inventions of all time by anonymous
They keep your junk locked away from the world by anonymous
They are a prison for your penis by anonymous
they're especially restrictive after all-you-can-eat mussels or Mandarin buffet by anonymous
They aren't comfortable if they aren't stretchy, and you're made fun of if they are stretchy by anonymous
They chaffe when wet by anonymous
Everyone has them -- be an individual, damnit! by anonymous
Mom jeans by anonymous
Because all-of-a-sudden tapered jeans are back in style, and nobody should support that movement by anonymous
Ponchoes are more comfortable by anonymous
Dresses provide easier access by anonymous
The Levi company is evil by anonymous
Bugle Boy killed my father, and r4ped my mother by anonymous
Tommy Hilfiger kills kangeroos by anonymous
Buffalo Jeans tests their jeans on animals by anonymous
Animal Jeans test their jeans on Buffalos by anonymous
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