whyyoushould/date/neil

  
  1. He says "I feel like ___" all the time e.g. "I feel like that wall shouldn't be there" by anonymous
  2. because he has freckles by anonymous
  3. He says "That story's pretty good, but it could use some pirates." by anonymous
  4. He asks questions like "We should play euchre today. Thoughts?" by anonymous
  5. He knows Reddot by anonymous
  6. He does not like the special holiday blend of coffee in the commissary by anonymous
  7. He uses the :@ emoticon incessantly. by anonymous
  8. He is not afraid to send other men the heart emoticon by anonymous
  9. He's an internet millionaire. by anonymous
  10. He has to call it in euchre. by anonymous
  11. He like the-one-on-the-right, not the one-on-the-left by anonymous
  12. He's the champion of node removal. by anonymous
  13. He has a pet Roomba by anonymous
  14. He says "OH EM JEE" and "UGG" a lot. by anonymous
  15. He's probably the best ever. by anonymous
  16. He has a heart-on for Sidney Crosby. by anonymous
  17. He uses a strange London online bank when he could very easily use a real bank in Toronto by anonymous
  18. He guards the door of The Box by anonymous
  19. He hates any change smaller than a quarter. by anonymous
  20. He often throws his hands up in disgust by anonymous
  21. Egg salad sandwiches are the worst ever. by anonymous
  22. He hates Ian on the Recycling Committee by anonymous
  23. His NTN name is DUDEZ. by anonymous
  24. He actually thinks Corona is a 'good' beer. by anonymous
  25. He takes a cab to work most days except when it is extremely rainy by anonymous
  26. He loves when Jay builds him frameworks for applications in .NET by anonymous
  27. Broccoli Beef rom California Thai has been tasting better and better! by anonymous
  28. Neils says PHP is for sailors! by anonymous
  29. He enjoys The Way on Mondays by anonymous
  30. He denies that Wednesday is Wendy's day by anonymous
  31. He wants to know "how does that make you feel?" by anonymous
  32. He has been compared to Philip J. Fry on Futurama by anonymous
  33. He shares clothes with his roommates. by anonymous
  34. He does not fill The Box with fart smell by anonymous
  35. He doesn't have any cavities. by anonymous
  36. He parties on Saturday despite sufficient partying on Friday by anonymous
  37. He parties on Sunday despite sufficient partying on Saturday by anonymous
  38. He parties on Monday just because by anonymous
  39. He probably knows how the Javascript works behind this application by anonymous
  40. He loves vanilla lattes by anonymous
  41. He loves Facebook, and being asked to join it by anonymous
  42. He loves Gmail despite it's UI flaws by anonymous
  43. He loves debating the advantages of feeding your dog a raw meat diet by anonymous
  44. He buys lunch every day - hates leftovers. by anonymous
  45. He can kick your ass at NHL 2007 by anonymous
  46. He knows more about Jesus and Roman history than you do. by anonymous
  47. He loves using Google's "define: _____" feature by anonymous
  48. He will vehemently defend the integrity of Burrito Boyz by anonymous
  49. He co-hosted Awesomefest '06 by anonymous
  50. He has 1000 reasons why not to use Firefox. by anonymous
  51. Oh, and He LOVES dudes. by anonymous
  52. He's committed to commitment. by anonymous
  53. Despite the rumors, he does NOT drown kittens to help control the pet population. He has them spayed or neutered. by anonymous
  54. He's scared of snakes by anonymous
  55. He always wears white t-shirts inside out by anonymous
  56. uh THIS! by anonymous
  57. He once raised the dead with a backhoe and a three-man construction crew by anonymous
  58. Because he'll let you help him code stuff by anonymous
  59. He'll write you a note with his left hand by anonymous
  60. He'll drink you under the table by anonymous
  61. When he doesn't know what else to say or is ready to move onto the next topic of conversation, he'll say "That's fair." by anonymous
  62. He'll trust you to give him a haircut by anonymous
  63. He hates mayonnaise by anonymous
  64. He'll change his ringtone to calypso music if the other one annoys you by anonymous
  65. He'll teach you how to skate backwards by anonymous
  66. He thinks the last Oasis album was criminally underrated by anonymous
  67. He's the champion of node removal (but only with the help of a true JS ninja) by anonymous
  68. He'll buy you a fruit smoothie by anonymous
  69. He's really pumped to hang out with you! by anonymous
  70. He hates Jack Johnson by anonymous
  71. He dislikes the film adaptations of "Cujo" and "A Clockwork Orange" by anonymous
  72. He hasn't seen any Al Pacino movies by anonymous
  73. He'll slow dance to Purple Rain with you by anonymous
  74. He exclusively watches HD channels by anonymous
  75. He really, really hates DFA1979 and will tell you all about it by anonymous
  76. He's on a first name basis with the owner of Spice Thai by anonymous
  77. He thinks cooking is ridiculously easy by anonymous
  78. He will go to Wendy's on a Tuesday by anonymous
  79. His whyyoushould entry has 79 items! by anonymous
  80. He's a fan of O-Town by anonymous
  81. He'll eat a Big Turk on a dare by anonymous
  82. He'll tighten your skate laces by anonymous
  83. He's a huge supporter of Burrito Boyz by anonymous
  84. He'll ruin the latest Harry Potter book for you by anonymous
  85. Only he can prevent forest fires by anonymous
  86. He can surpass The Saltine Challenge (6 saltines in 60 seconds) by anonymous
  87. Pickle Surprise! by anonymous
  88. He'll tell you who got kicked off Beauty & The Geek before you've had a chance to see it, and then say it's anti-climactic anyway, and you can't help but agree by anonymous
  89. He has an impressove repertoire of movie quotes on hand at all times by anonymous
  90. If you want to see a movie with you, he'll say "What score did The Onion A.V. Club give it?" by anonymous
  91. If you want to see a movie with him, he'll say "What score did The Onion A.V. Club give it?" by anonymous
  92. He'll make you mexican-based wraps for dinner by anonymous
  93. He'll make you peppermint hot chocolate with a shot of vanilla by anonymous
  94. He has a fully functioning iPod by anonymous
  95. He's the king of the Yahoo! UI library by anonymous
  96. He'll try to convince you to move to Dubai by anonymous
  97. His bedroom door is optional by anonymous
  98. He is quite serious about purchasing a Zune by anonymous
  99. Looks good in blue pants by anonymous
  100. Looks good without pants by anonymous
  101. He would propose with the following: "Marriage. Thoughts?" by anonymous
  102. He can complete all the challenges in Lumines Live by anonymous
  103. If your last name is "Force" or "Power", he'll marry you and take your name by anonymous
  104. If you sneeze, he won't say "bless you" by anonymous
  105. He refuses to donate money to your first world charity by anonymous
  106. He hates poor people by anonymous
  107. He can't snap his fingers = less ordering around by kat
  108. If he could, he'd change is name to Christiano Crosby by Clem
  109. He can beat Guitar Hero 2 on "Hard" by kat
  110. Punctual phone calls by kat
  111. He'll soon take up residence in a Rosedale mansion by kat
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