whyyoushould/date/megan

  
Why you should date megan
by jonathan
  1. She's excellent in every way by anonymous
  2. She comes with a free yogurt by anonymous
  3. She is just the cutest girl on the planet by anonymous
  4. She actually loves animals (ie is a vegetarian) by anonymous
  5. She looks like Rachel Bilson by anonymous
  6. Her boyfriend developed this site so she can have whatever she wants on this page :D by anonymous
  7. She makes really good meals. by anonymous
  8. She makes great squash soup by anonymous
  9. She can outfit you for absolutely ANY show you'll ever be in... by anonymous
  10. She makes excellent cherry cookies, and mint cookies that are not without their charm by anonymous
  11. She hates your acting teacher as much as you do. by anonymous
  12. She will suffer through your Swiss Chalet obsession despite the fact that she is a vegetarian by anonymous
  13. She looks good without any makeup at all by anonymous
  14. She plays guitar like a god. by anonymous
  15. She always sleeps with a glass of water next to the bed, but never drinks from it by anonymous
  16. She makes the best spinach quiche EVER. Period. End of story. Stop it. by anonymous
  17. She will crawl around on her knees to keep her dirty boots from touching the floor by anonymous
  18. She will give you a drawer in her closet and fill it with pajama-pants by anonymous
  19. She loves Gilmore Girls so she fits in with your best friends by anonymous
  20. She will help you fix your sink by anonymous
  21. She loves "Heros" by anonymous
  22. She is Eastern Ontario Horse Champion of the World by anonymous
  23. She is better than the evil Megan by anonymous
  24. She will eat your meal of mashed-potatoes and salad by anonymous
  25. She likes your granny-blanket by anonymous
  26. She will buy you laundry detergent by anonymous
  27. She will buy you awesome Christmas presents by anonymous
  28. She will clean a toilet just in case you have to lift the lid by anonymous
  29. She will tell you how much she loafs you.... by anonymous
  30. She is hhhhoooooootttttttt by anonymous
  31. She will find bugs in your software by anonymous
  32. She will file bug reports for your software by anonymous
  33. She looks good in a towel by anonymous
  34. She will call you back...eventually by anonymous
  35. She is an excellent Stage Manager by anonymous
  36. She will be your lawyer when you need one by anonymous
  37. She will stop tickling you when you say the safe word by anonymous
  38. She will not Facebook your brother by anonymous
  39. She will show people the photos your brother put on his Facebook by anonymous
  40. She will help you post Tricia Helfer photos on your blog by anonymous
  41. She will read your blog despite the fact that it is often boring by anonymous
  42. She will go to your bosses' birthday party by anonymous
  43. She will insist you put tracking code on your site so she can tell how much traffic she is driving by anonymous
  44. ...and how much traffic Jennifer is driving because of that hot photo by anonymous
  45. She will not drool on your pillows by anonymous
  46. She will drag you across the hardwood floor by anonymous
  47. She will force you into her front-lawn-hottub by anonymous
  48. She likes Shreddies by anonymous
  49. She has cool friends by anonymous
  50. She can go to dinner anywhere in Canada...or the US by anonymous
  51. She wants a blender for your anniversary by anonymous
  52. She will order you Swiss Chalet when you're sick or feel blah by anonymous
  53. She will not force you to go shirt-shopping by anonymous
  54. She loves purple everything (for now) by anonymous
  55. She hates melty ice cream by anonymous
  56. She will lend you her paint roller by anonymous
  57. She will teach you how to use a MacBook by anonymous
  58. She will give you her riders' levels books so you can study by anonymous
  59. She will make sure you get to work on time...ish by anonymous
  60. She will help you re-arrange your living-room into a configuration that is much better by anonymous
  61. She will get you a robot dog as "a sign" by anonymous
  62. She will take your clean clothing out of the drier by anonymous
  63. She will not mock your tighty-whities on laundry-day by anonymous
  64. She will organize your kitchen table by anonymous
  65. She will leave balls of socks in your front closet for 3 months (and counting) by anonymous
  66. She will force you to watch "Scrubs" which you realize is a pretty good show by anonymous
  67. She is an excellent present-wrapper by anonymous
  68. She loses her purse on King St. by anonymous
  69. She will take the TTC for an hour to see you by anonymous
  70. She can drive standard by anonymous
  71. She can change a tire by anonymous
  72. She has her bronze-cross-life-saving-thingy by anonymous
  73. She can change her car's oil by anonymous
  74. She can bleed the clutch or break line by anonymous
  75. She can jump start her engine by anonymous
  76. Clearly she drives an old car... but loves it by anonymous
  77. She will be patient when you have no clue how to use excell ;) by anonymous
  78. She will invent drinks with you while "chaperoning" what should have been her party... by anonymous
  79. She will rock your socks by anonymous
  80. She is a tiny ball of rage by anonymous
  81. She makes you the most excellent pasta dinner after a long day of rehearsal. by anonymous
  82. She can dye your hair for you. by anonymous
  83. She'll grab you by the face and say "I LOVE YOU" but then you'll both cry.... by anonymous
  84. She'll agree to smoke with you...even though both of you don't smoke. by anonymous
  85. You and her have a special restaurant: East Side Mario's by anonymous
  86. She will wash you embarassing tighty-whities by anonymous
  87. She will not leave you if you have hooks for hands by anonymous
  88. She will not break up with you if you go to work for Google for a year by anonymous
  89. She will order Chai tea brewed with water instead of milk by anonymous
  90. She likes Darko's sister as a person by anonymous
  91. She will throw you a Christmas party in January because you had to work on Christmas by anonymous
  92. She will buy you bananas by anonymous
  93. She will offer to help you with the dishes when your dishwasher is broken by anonymous
  94. She will let you watch Battlestar Galactica while she studies by anonymous
  95. She will let you make-out with Shannon Elizabeth if you promise not to fall in love with her by anonymous
  96. She doesn't waste money on haircuts by anonymous
  97. She will not get married on a streetcar by anonymous
  98. She loves card games by anonymous
  99. She loves board games by anonymous
  100. She has 100 reasons why you should date her by anonymous
  101. She'll tell you if your site doesn't work in IE7 by anonymous
  102. She'll catch all 500 errors you cause during web-development by anonymous
  103. She loves peanut-butter and banana sandwiches by anonymous
  104. She loves Google tshirts by anonymous
  105. She gets a funny "I can't breathe feeling" when enjoying peanut-butter and banana sandwiches... by anonymous
  106. She has awesome Fridays, but shitty Wednesdays by anonymous
  107. She'll teach you how to *really* ride by anonymous
  108. She'll go with you to Harvey's late at night.... by anonymous
  109. She'll buy you facial moisturizer by anonymous
  110. She has silver nailpolish by anonymous
  111. She will moisturize your face by anonymous
  112. She will threaten to drag you to the hospital when you break your foot by anonymous
  113. She will buy you a rug for your anniversary by anonymous
  114. She will beta-test your software and make great suggestions by jonathan
  115. She will subtly suggest she's your girlfriend on WYS by jonathan
  116. She likes to talk about squirrels by jonathan
  117. She would marry Pacy, not Dawson by jonathan
  118. She likes her fried eggs sunny-side down by jonathan
  119. She rocks the helmet-cam on horseback by jonathan
  120. She (and Citytv) are "everywhere"! by jonathan
  121. Because her name is the biggest of all the threads by wbella
  122. She will try to help you get over your aversion to Chinese food by jonathan
  123. She will help you study for your riders' levels by jonathan
  124. She will fall asleep on your couch while you add ridiculous WhyYouShoulds by jonathan
  125. She will tag you in photos on Facebook by jonathan
  126. If she had mono, she could stand up by jonathan
  127. She is pretty hardy by jonathan
  128. She's just as good as a cup for containing liquids by jonathan
  129. She will help you make sure your site isn't ugly by jonathan
  130. She will print off her essays at Kinkos at 6am because you don't have a printer by jonathan
  131. She will keep you up to date on the progress of her essay via number of words typed in her MSN message by jonathan
  132. She can only get to sleep if 'Iron Chef' is on by jonathan
  133. She will make you 7-minute frosting by jonathan
  134. She will supervise the cleaning lady by jonathan
  135. She will order Swiss Chalet for you if you are late getting home because you stop to look at cellphones by jonathan
  136. She's accepted to law school by jonathan
  137. She will pick up your clothing and keys when you strip in the hallway by jonathan
  138. She will give you hints where the Easter Bunny left chocolate eggs in your apartment by jonathan
  139. She will poke you on Facebook at least once a week by jonathan
  140. She will put 25 candles on your birthday cake, but not insist that you light them all, but you do anyhow by jonathan
  141. She will properly identify that the weird noise coming from your neighbour's apartment as a cat in heat by jonathan
  142. She will listen to your rants about Telus by jonathan
  143. She should have been an engineer according to brainfall.com by jonathan
  144. She will watch the newest Daxflame video before you by jonathan
  145. She will not steal your clean socks (on purpose) by jonathan
  146. She will drink all the juice so there's a container to make you pink lemonade by jonathan
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