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matthewrivard
He knows how nurse a plant from infanthood
by kat
He'll let you curl his lashes and apply mascara
by kat
He has a travel Visa and a free round trip flight to NYC
by kat
semi-annual dodgeball star
by neil
He's a Viva Puffs ambassador
by kat
He's from the Sault
by kat
Ask him about his restaurant idea
by Clem
produces clever t-shirt ideas
by Clem
Doesn't like clutter
by kat
Purchases premium toilet paper for you
by kat
Accepts orders from anyone sitting in the overlord throne
by kat
Cougars like the taste of his back
by Clem
he'll answer when remax calls
by neil
He can convincingly replicate Jack Astor's lobster and crab dip
by kat
He sends compelling bulletins to Viva Puff Appreciation Shareholders
by rivi2k
When he says he runs a profitable internet company, he's not lying like the rest of us
by Clem
He'll make you pizza AND pull off the individual slices of pepperoni
by kat
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