whyyoushould/date/jonathan

  

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  1. he thinks he's funny by anonymous
  2. he has a big brain by anonymous
  3. Stuff he'll tell you about when your older by anonymous
  4. he has a clean apartment by anonymous
  5. he's a fucking genius by anonymous
  6. he won't read your email if he knows your password by anonymous
  7. He can always fix your internet by anonymous
  8. He can always fix your internet... again by anonymous
  9. He has a wicked cell phone by anonymous
  10. He looks excellent in a suit by anonymous
  11. He trains wild animals by anonymous
  12. He knows "the way" by anonymous
  13. He'll show you "the way"... by anonymous
  14. ... probably more than once a day by anonymous
  15. He can show you where to find a good Irish stew by anonymous
  16. Nicole Richie once cat-called him on the street by anonymous
  17. He's got good hair by anonymous
  18. At some point, he might get a dog by anonymous
  19. He can do the robot by anonymous
  20. He knows that Mr. Christie makes gooood cookies by anonymous
  21. He likes Joe Louis by anonymous
  22. He'll buy you Cherry Blasters, and then very quickly buy you some more by anonymous
  23. He'll RedDot circles around you... red circles in fact by anonymous
  24. His name has nine syllables by anonymous
  25. He drives a MINI Cooper by anonymous
  26. He can fix any plumbing problem... eventually by anonymous
  27. He'll roll practically naked in the snow... just 'cuz he can by anonymous
  28. He's not a Jo-h-n by anonymous
  29. His middle name is Conrad by anonymous
  30. He knows all about optimal sauce penetration by anonymous
  31. He will soon have a brand new passport by anonymous
  32. He has big muscles that are good for grocery carrying by anonymous
  33. He now owns a kettle by anonymous
  34. He makes excellent chocolate chip cookies by anonymous
  35. He can hold his own in an arm-wrestle with a man nearly 7 feet tall by anonymous
  36. He'll venture into the sketchiest areas of the city to visit you by anonymous
  37. He can flip an egg without breaking the yolk by anonymous
  38. He'll never wrap your birthday present in Christmas wrapping paper by anonymous
  39. ... and he uses decorative ribbon (which he curls himself) to wrap gifts by anonymous
  40. He's making plans to create a forest of evergreen trees on his balcony by anonymous
  41. He knows how to babysit an ostrich on King Street by anonymous
  42. He's got 20/20 vision by anonymous
  43. He knows that Beck taxis are the best taxis by anonymous
  44. He's dreamy... by anonymous
  45. He'll approach volatile Home Depot employees without hesitation by anonymous
  46. He'll fix the ADB in a jiffy by anonymous
  47. He'll ask you to file a bug report by anonymous
  48. He makes more money than you do by anonymous
  49. He has mad, mad kode-fu by anonymous
  50. Because he'll turnip the volume, corn on the knob... by anonymous
  51. He'll add things to your whyyoushould thread at an alarming rate by anonymous
  52. He'll buy you ink by anonymous
  53. He'll be in and out of the shower, dressed and out the door in under 15 minutes by anonymous
  54. His blankets are the perfect temperature by anonymous
  55. He'll go to extreme measures to ensure that you become a BSG fan by anonymous
  56. He reads Maxim for the articles by anonymous
  57. He can rock out like you've never seen by anonymous
  58. Party Jonathan might still be in there somewhere... by anonymous
  59. He will make an effort to produce vegetarian meals for you by anonymous
  60. He's definitely good arm candy by anonymous
  61. He will buy you flowers even though you always let them die by anonymous
  62. He will meet, greet, and impress all of your relatives by anonymous
  63. He will remember your number by anonymous
  64. He will call you the next day by anonymous
  65. ...and then again three months later by anonymous
  66. He will point out cockroaches in a restaurant by anonymous
  67. He can hulk out of his shirts by anonymous
  68. He writes an awesome blog by anonymous
  69. He's not a zombie by anonymous
  70. He has delicious brrraaaaiiins by anonymous
  71. He'll help you cross the street if you're blind... or pretty much blind by anonymous
  72. He owns a super hot Google shirt by anonymous
  73. He has the bear-kind of peanut butter by anonymous
  74. He has matching appliances by anonymous
  75. He'll give you a tour of his old stomping grounds by anonymous
  76. His Elivish name is Findecano Taralom by anonymous
  77. His Hobbit name is Olo Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches by anonymous
  78. Fergus loves him... and you should always trust Fergus by anonymous
  79. Slowly but surely, he is being outfitted with all of the appropriate equestrian gear by anonymous
  80. He will send you all of the latest news through links on MSN by anonymous
  81. He can find any video online in under 30 seconds by anonymous
  82. He knows which price is right by anonymous
  83. He will always offer to give you his gloves when it's cold out, no matter how many times you turn them down by anonymous
  84. He will concede that "your restaurant" is NOT ESM by anonymous
  85. He will stare straight into a waiter's eyes and order a Shirley Temple at dinner by anonymous
  86. He asks for three orders of Swiss Chalet sauce with his meal by anonymous
  87. He's memorized Will Smith's "Wild Wild West" and will sing it sporadically by anonymous
  88. He will spend an entire paycheck on emoticons by megan
  89. He does a wicked washing machine dance by megan
  90. He will never jump out of the laundry to scare you again by megan
  91. He knows where the navicular bone is by megan
  92. He will help you remember your keys, and cell, and glasses, and watch and... and everything by megan
  93. He's finally on Facebook! by megan
  94. He is not a wookie.... even though the back of his head might look like one while you're still asleep... by megan
  95. Like you, his favourite castle is Chenonceau by kat
  96. He might possibly help me with my math homework by wildflower
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