whyyoushould/date/jennifer

  

by jonathan
  1. She's abso-fucking-lutely beautiful by anonymous
  2. Tonight she's dying her hair red... and who ISN'T up for dating a redhead? by anonymous
  3. That smile...need I really say more? by anonymous
  4. She has knowledge of advanced voice techniques (ask her to find out more). by anonymous
  5. She is always ALWAYS honest (trust me, it's a rare trait) by anonymous
  6. She looks absolutely fantastic in the nude. by anonymous
  7. She's an actor = very open-minded *wink wink* by anonymous
  8. Unlike other girls, she actually has a decent sense of humour. by anonymous
  9. She will eat just about anything for money...dunno if this is a reason to date her but still... by anonymous
  10. She's incredibly flexible. by anonymous
  11. She has Brandon as a little brother (you'll know what this means once you meet this kid). by anonymous
  12. Although she hates this kind of reference, she truly is a girl that you can feel comfortable with introducing to Mom while knowing she's a devil as soon as you two are alone! :P by anonymous
  13. Life is empty without Jena. Her laugh alone is enough of a reason to date her! by anonymous
  14. She knows how to stage-fight...and regular fight by anonymous
  15. See the picture below... no need for any further convincing huh? by anonymous
  16. "Pickel Surprise!" by anonymous
  17. NOT! THAT IS NOT A REASON! by anonymous
  18. Even without a head and face she look hot by anonymous
  19. words have been coined to describe her hot factor by anonymous
  20. Some people think that she's half Asian! by anonymous
  21. She can teach you all about a sport known as BOX by anonymous
  22. She will make you soup by anonymous
  23. She will pack you a lunch when you don't have any time by anonymous
  24. She's keeps your house full of tasty snacks by anonymous
  25. She'll always be able to provide you with some chocolate by anonymous
  26. Did you see the picture !! by anonymous
  27. WOW! by anonymous
  28. She will date women -- nuff said by anonymous
  29. She is an equal-opportunity dater by anonymous
  30. Because you loaf her so much it's breadiculous by anonymous
  31. Because the future is now and toilets are obsolete by anonymous
  32. I think you know why... by anonymous
  33. She can drive 1,295 page-views to your site in 24 hours by anonymous
  34. Because she's awesome by anonymous
  35. She is fkn' hot by anonymous
  36. She'll proclaim her love for you across a lobby full of people by anonymous
  37. She'll let you use her fridge by anonymous
  38. She's wicked-awesome by anonymous
  39. She makes sock puppets by anonymous
  40. She can strum by anonymous
  41. ...bet you're wondering if that's a euphemism hey? by anonymous
  42. She'd probably make you get married on top of a mountain and none of your friends will be invited. by anonymous
  43. She'd call you her "Life Partner" just to make other people feel awkward. by anonymous
  44. Because the position of heterosexual lifemate is already taken by anonymous
  45. She can hold her own at a party by anonymous
  46. She makes you smile with your heart by anonymous
  47. She throws awesome parties, and appreciates a good theme by anonymous
  48. She's hot in black and white by anonymous
  49. She makes strong boozie-fruit by anonymous
  50. She has a strong and striking photographic sense by anonymous
  51. She can live through an endless January by anonymous
  52. She's an rockin' monster by anonymous
  53. Her show sells out mere hours after tickets are released by anonymous
  54. Come to Monsters tonight to find out why!... oh wait.. that's right.. sold out! by anonymous
  55. She can speak Narnian by anonymous
  56. She is taking applications by anonymous
  57. Her Evlish name is Nerwen Seregon and her Hobbit name is Marigold Brockhouse of Loamsdown by anonymous
  58. She'll give you a ride home when it's super cold out by anonymous
  59. Her life soundtrack is Block Party's latest album by anonymous
  60. Because if you're gay, she'll make you think what if....? by anonymous
  61. She will share romantic peppers with your g/f by anonymous
  62. 'Cuz she gets into bed with you and your girlfriend... so why not go with the flow... by anonymous
  63. She'll teach you how to dance by anonymous
  64. She looks better in your coat than you do by anonymous
  65. She looks even better in no coat.. or clothes by anonymous
  66. She eats the red ones FIRST by anonymous
  67. She'll make props people be creative in finding solutions to her many allergies by anonymous
  68. I heart her, and you should too! by anonymous
  69. Because, frankly, there are 69 reasons here by anonymous
  70. She has a proper innie belly button unlike those evil outties! by anonymous
  71. She's going sledding... don't you want to get in on that? by Ballantine
  72. She will chat with you in her room at 1am by jonathan
  73. She just has one of those smiles by LRS
  74. Because she's faaaaantastic by megan
  75. Because is becoming culturally aware :o) by megan
  76. She's smokin' by megan
  77. She will give you an exploding high-five by megan
  78. She will share her last Passion Flakey by jonathan
  79. She will help you test your image uploading by jonathan
  80. She knows how to rock the casbah by megan
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