whyyoushould/date/emma

  
  1. She's a Swiss army knife of knowledge by miVi
  2. Her desk acts as a safe haven for me to get away from mine by miVi
  3. She is the founding mother of such terms as 'bunt' and 'funt' by miVi
  4. Whoa, she's like, a dictionary. Or an encyclopedia, even. by kat
  5. She knows how many vacation days you have left. by kat
  6. She'll join in your quest to resurrect such phrases as "no guff", "man alive" and "pray tell" by kat
  7. She'll drive you to work when it's raining (or even when it's not!) by kat
  8. She's been constantly saying "oh geez!" and in no way does that suck by miVi
  9. She'll buy you a present on HER birthday by miVi
  10. She will throw Happy Feet quotes into regular conversation by miVi
  11. She'll beat you in trvia but won't make you feel bad about it by neil
  12. She's a member of Mensa; therefore, she is smarter than you by jonathan
  13. Like me, she caught that typo in reason #11 by miVi
  14. She has her finger on the pulse of sexy by miVi
  15. She is currently working as both a confidential assistant and a content coordinator by miVi
  16. She lent me The Office seasons 1 and 2 by miVi
  17. She uses the word "myriad" in work emails by miVi
  18. She will make you pick-up your paystub at her desk, and you have to do it quickly, or the desk monsters will get it! by jonathan
  19. Omigod, shoes by miVi
  20. She will play 'Chelsea Dagger' on her computer which will cause various stuffed animals at her desk to dance by miVi
  21. She knows every Denny Crane quote ever by jonathan
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