StPatricksDay

45 minute-long clapping contests by jonathan
It's the one day of the year where it's appropriate to wear your "Fuck me, I'm Irish" shirt by jonathan
Green is slimming by jonathan
When else can you sing, fight, and drink and everyone will think it's perfectly normal by jonathan
Nothing cures a night of drinking like a day of drinking by jonathan
We're all a little Irish, *ESPECIALLY* Germans by jonathan
You can break out your pathetic Irish accent and everyone will think you're hiLARious by jonathan
Green die is actually a powerful aphrodisiac, especially when mixed with beer by jonathan
If you don't celebrate, "they" might get your pot o' gold by jonathan
You can wear your shamrock-accesorized clothing and finally get your moneys worth by EmmaB
You can be plastered and ride the subway at 2 am and there are at least 30 people drunker than you by EmmaB
It's the only time of year you wonder what ever happened to the McDonald's Shamrock Shake by EmmaB
It's okay to make spelling mistakes by miVi
It's okay to pee in public, as long as you sing an Irish drinking song as you do so at 4am by jonathan
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